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Sloth Advisor


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Forfatter: Adam Scheuer
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WHY YOU NEED A SLOTH ADVISOR:
Have you ever faced a tough decision in life and not know what to do? Thankfully you can have your very own Sloth Advisor to guide you on lifes journey. Why should you trust advice from a sloth? Its simple, these guys dont make hasty decisions. In fact they dont do anything quickly which makes them excellent advisors, weighing all possible options before taking a single action. Let Sloth Advisor tell you if you should go out tonight, order a pizza, or buy a new car. Sloths specialize in basic yes or no decisions, so dont get to complicated. Go ahead, ask your Sloth Advisor a question.

FEATURES:
- 15+ sloths - some famous - some not. Regardless, they will give you solid advice
- Examples include King sloth, Spidey sloth, Queen sloth, Doc sloth, Kung fu sloth, plus many other popular sloths
- Sloths are randomly selected using sloth programming magic
- 100% more sloths than a Magic 8 Ball

USE SCENARIO:
You and your friends are deciding what to do on a Friday night. Sally wants to go to a movie and Jim Bob wants to go catch lightning bugs (Jim Bob is a weird guy - but everyone puts up with him because he has a car). Looks like its time to use the Sloth Advisor. You whip it out... "Sloth Advisor, should we do what Sally wants to do?" hit the Sloth Answer button, wait a few seconds and boom! The Royal Queen Sloths image appears stating "Royally. Yes." Looks like its movie time!

DISCLAIMER:
Sloth Advisor is just for fun, much like a Magic 8 Ball. Please dont sell your house, move to the other side of the world, or go fire walking just because a silly app says you should.